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About bazingabitches : Hey! I'm just a regular girl, I like hetalia and black butler and big bang theory. I'm a major Harry potter nerd/band nerd. Bassoon for the win! :) I'm a condescending bitch, but I don't mean to be, so if I offend you I apologize. If you want to know anything else message me! I don't bite.... Maybe.

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Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28603) - you deserved it (5379)

On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

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