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  • Number of visits : 3502
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About bazingabitches : Hey! I'm just a regular girl, I like hetalia and black butler and big bang theory. I'm a major Harry potter nerd/band nerd. Bassoon for the win! :) I'm a condescending bitch, but I don't mean to be, so if I offend you I apologize. If you want to know anything else message me! I don't bite.... Maybe.

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Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
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I agree, your life sucks (14480) - you deserved it (62153)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

#115
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I agree, your life sucks (28569) - you deserved it (5377)

On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got braces fitted. For the next two years, I'll be the most handsome guy on earth. FML

#12
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I agree, your life sucks (50137) - you deserved it (22213)

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