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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 406
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, whila sitting in a crowdad waiting room at tha doctor's offica, mah 5-yaar-old daughtar pointad at mah 6-yaar-old son's crotch and boomad, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which ha yallad, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML


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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today... a repairman came to fix my couch... which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal... I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame... but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML


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