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bayliebug
  • Town/Country : Georgia, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 224
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while sitting in a crowded waiting room at the doctor's office, my 5-year-old daughter pointed at my 6-year-old son's crotch and boomed, "MOM, WHY DOES ANDY HAVE A FINGER DOWN THERE?" to which he yelled, "IT'S CALLED A COCK!" FML

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On 09/27/2013 at 4:00pm - kids - by SerenityJ (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a repairman came to fix my couch, which is under warranty because the frame had broken in multiple places. To ensure I got a new couch out of the deal, I stabbed multiple holes into the cushion. The guy fixed the frame, but said there was nothing he could do about lacerations on the sofa. FML

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On 05/02/2012 at 8:43pm - misc - by grovage - United States



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