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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 March 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

#21195046
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49251) - you deserved it (4151)

On 07/01/2014 at 1:31pm - love - by carebear1228 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I heard my son say, "I don't want any bacon with my eggs". Where did I go wrong? FML

#21187679
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51775) - you deserved it (16785)

On 06/25/2014 at 8:30am - kids - by failed dad (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, the only person in my entire family to show up sober and on time to my graduation was my grandma. FML

#21150544
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46722) - you deserved it (3742)

On 05/24/2014 at 7:57pm - misc - by Congrats to me - United States (Ohio)

Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML

#21145062
191 comments

Today, Target asked me if I would do the closing announcement. I've only been working there a little while, so excited I agreed. I told people, "The store is now closing, thank you for shopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15723) - you deserved it (29042)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to cancel my wedding because my fiancé is so hungover from his bachelor party, he's throwing up all over the place, can't stand up straight and is calling me by the stripper's name he met yesterday night. FML

#13273725
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40443) - you deserved it (4480)

On 10/01/2010 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

#13017845
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36007) - you deserved it (5829)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:02am - love - by mrsfantastic - United Kingdom

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

#8911500
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25107) - you deserved it (3569)

On 03/08/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by raidered - United States (California)



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