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Today, I grounded my son after finding out that he's been bullying other kids at school. He got mad and screamed at me, calling me a "bastard". Instead of defending me, my wife got pissed and accused me of having taught our son to swear like that. I can never win. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 7:33pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Kids
by reyoflight / 04/19/2013 at 6:04pm / Brazil (Rio de Janeiro) / Kids
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me with my "best friend" while I was away on vacation. She is now writing on her blog about how heartbreaking the whole situation is for her, and how she's "stuck in the middle of all this." FML
by sherrylynn / 04/19/2013 at 5:50pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 2:28pm / United States / Love
Today, it has been over 3 months since my housemates ended their 1 month long relationship. He's still creepily obsessed with her. He picked the bathroom lock when I was in the shower and tried to get in, and then called me a "fucking c*nt" when he realised it was me in there, not her. FML
by pleasekillme / 04/19/2013 at 7:44am / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my only day off work in a while. I told my boss I'd be available via phone in case of emergencies. So far I've been called three times: To ask how the fax works, to let me know it's a slow day, and to ask me where the letter R is on a keyboard. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 6:17am / Germany (Berlin) / Work
by Wallz99 / 04/19/2013 at 2:00am / Pakistan (Azad Kashmir) / Intimacy
by lamelifeguard / 04/19/2013 at 1:07am / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML
by Anonymous / 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Aberrombie Blue / 04/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by obnum / 04/18/2013 at 10:37am / United States / Love
by guess I'm stuck / 04/16/2013 at 3:23am / United States (California) / Love
by no selfie for me / 04/16/2013 at 12:08am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-boyfriend, with whom I'm still madly in love, called me and begged me to come back to him. In shock, I asked, "Is this some kind of joke?" He giggled, said yes, and then promptly hung up. FML
by Anonymous / 04/15/2013 at 10:20pm / United States / Love
by Mimi / 04/15/2013 at 9:35pm / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, I got all of my wisdom teeth removed. My body thought that I was not suffering enough pain…