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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1571
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

#18876628
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28429) - you deserved it (6461)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

#18876048
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38099) - you deserved it (2281)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

#18813229
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29558) - you deserved it (23435)

On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19956) - you deserved it (39237)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35203) - you deserved it (4253)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

#66686
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39301) - you deserved it (12493)

On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)



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