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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 May 1993 (20 years)
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Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23646) - you deserved it (4947)

On 01/22/2012 at 1:10am - health - by suckstobefat - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working at Staples and organizing some notebooks. All of a sudden, I jumped up because of a sharp pain in my back. A little girl had grabbed a stapler and stapled my back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32913) - you deserved it (1937)

On 01/22/2012 at 12:09am - kids - by thosedamnkids (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML

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223 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

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On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

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160 comments

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On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, My boyfriend gave me a gift card for $32 to a local salon. I thought the amount was kind of random, but when I went in I saw that the bikini wax was $32. FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by nadalada (woman) - United States (Washington)



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