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Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML
by Mr_poole / 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML
by lez probs / 05/18/2013 at 8:54am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I got a mosquito bite on my chest. Due to a severe allergic reaction it has swollen my left breast a cup size. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "Hey look! I can finally see one of them." FML
by Urgghh / 05/16/2013 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by JamiesMom / 05/13/2013 at 12:29am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
Today, my daughter posted a beautiful, touching status on my Facebook wall for Mother's Day. It wasn't so touching that she'd just copied and pasted the one I wrote for her grandmother and sent it back to me, unedited. FML
by mothers / 05/12/2013 at 1:21pm / United States / Love
by turdtonomor9 / 05/12/2013 at 10:08am / United States / Love
Today, my boyfriend bought me a silver necklace. I have a silver allergy, but I thanked him anyway and encouraged him to return it. I found out later that he knew about my allergy all along and bought it on purpose so he could return it, get a refund, and still look good. FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2013 at 3:12pm / Norway (Oslo) / Love
by Carrie / 05/08/2013 at 1:41am / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 11:27pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm / Ireland (Donegal) / Love
by me / 05/05/2013 at 8:56pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by LilaTheGreat / 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by beyondembarrassed / 05/05/2013 at 1:44am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/03/2013 at 5:00pm / Germany / Love
by Who1s269 / 05/03/2013 at 8:13am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…