About baxeh : I'm 23, Scandinavian.
I'm way too sarcastic for my own good. Most people dont get it and think im being mean.
I enjoy stuff like sons of anarchy, game of thrones, Harry Potter, superheroes (preferably iron man), black ops & working out.
PROUD supporter of HBTQ, so if you're a disrespectful asshole, don't bother.
About baxeh : I'm 23, Scandinavian.
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baxeh's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by bensim64 / 01/10/2015 at 11:35am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Money
Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML
by dragonfyre73 / 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm / United States (California) / Animals
by woofwoof / 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm / Turkey (Izmir) / Animals
by cantunhear / 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML
by lateralligator / 12/12/2014 at 11:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2014 at 1:49pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name, therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML
by Hi, I'm Heather / 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, and I trailed off, saying "…aaannnddd you hung up on me like a bitch." Turned out she was still on the line and had just accidentally hit mute. FML
by suspended / 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her". The conversation ended with me getting hung up on because I "don't have a heart". FML
by pocketrocket90 / 08/08/2014 at 2:05am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
by We raised that fool / 08/06/2014 at 9:21am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids
Today, while I was waiting for the train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. She took this to mean we were now close enough for her to tell me in detail about her experience so far going through the menopause. FML
by Anonymous / 08/03/2014 at 1:36pm / Sweden (Skane Lan) / Transportation
Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
by Emliy / 08/01/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Illinois) / Love
by dealtit / 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
by Tiny / 07/29/2014 at 4:27am / United States (Nevada) / Health
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may… Today, marks the second week straight without sex. Being a newlywed isn't as great as I thought. FML Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her…