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baxeh
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3202
  • Number of comments : 49
  • Number of FMLs : 3 confirmed out of 19 posted

About baxeh : I'm scandinavian.
I like to keep busy, i study and work so my social life is pretty much dead for the next few years.
don't get offended if i take some time to reply to messages.

I like game of thrones more than whats probably healthy.
I play the guitar and piano.
I feel proud of myself when i reach a new prestige level on call of duty.

I'm too sarcastic for my own good.

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baxeh's favorite FMLs

Today, mah 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when mah mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia.

#21340484
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27811) - you deserved it (2269)

On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Ad To Go Back To Te Restaurant I Ad Just Eaten At An Beg Fir My Tip Back So I Could Afford My Bus Ome. FML

Today, I finally met mah long-distance boyfriend of three years fir the first time in person. After an amazing dinner an movie date, we went back to his house, only fir him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't lyk me.

#21332217
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (7410)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got mugged while walking mah dog. He seemed to be OK with it. FML

#21326870
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27401) - you deserved it (2508)

On 12/29/2014 at 11:17pm - animals - by woofwoof - Turkey (Izmir)

Today , mah parents had a loud argument overho is worse in bd. FML

#21320583
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29503) - you deserved it (2057)

On 12/19/2014 at 10:16pm - misc - by cantunhear - United States (New York)

Today... I took out my old airdryer and turnd it on. I ten gave my roommate a sow as I ran out of te batroom... nakd and screaming... after a spider was blastd out of te airdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32079) - you deserved it (4046)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, AS I WAS WAITING IN LINE AT TE CECK OUT, SOME GUY CAME UP BEIND ME, PLUCKED A AIR OUT OF MY EAD, AND RAN OFF WIT IT. FML

#21295452
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31439) - you deserved it (2549)

On 11/09/2014 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today... my Spanish teacher told me that the reason the girl I'm tutoring hasn't contacted me yet is because she emailed the teacher saying she didn't like my name... therefore she didn't want me to be her tutor. FML

#21268609
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32722) - you deserved it (2421)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:05pm - misc - by Hi, I'm Heather - United States (North Carolina)

while I was working customer support, a lady hung up on me mid-sentence, an I traild off, saying "…aaannnddd u hung up on me like a bitch." Turnd out she was still on the line an had just accidentally hit mute. FML

#21232769
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23522) - you deserved it (36134)

On 08/08/2014 at 8:16pm - work - by suspended (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

2day I got a call from very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking 4 permission to have sex with a ( gross fat chick ) he met at a pub, cuz he ( felt sorry 4 her ). The conversation ended with me getting hung up on cuz I ( don't have a heret ). real FML

#21232277
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48572) - you deserved it (4560)

On 08/08/2014 at 2:05am - intimacy - by pocketrocket90 (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39917) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, wile I was waiting fir te train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. Se took tis to mean we were now close enoug fir er to tell me in detail about er experience so far going troug te menopause. FML

#21228437
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (4043)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when askd to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully weddd wife." I was shockd, so he explaind while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel!! He ruind our wedding for a Friends quote!! FML

Today, I accidentally fartd in the middle of class!! Thinking I got away with it, I just kept doing mah work until some kid across the room says, ( I could have done better!! ) FML

#21224311
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35595) - you deserved it (6345)

On 07/29/2014 at 11:49pm - work - by dealtit - United States (Georgia)

Today , I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's , "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants!! I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing!! I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2"!! big fat FML

#21223478
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40944) - you deserved it (3333)

On 07/29/2014 at 4:27am - misc - by Tiny (woman) - United States (Nevada)



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