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Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML


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On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML


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