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Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35354) - you deserved it (2475)

On 10/15/2014 at 10:33pm - health - by BoobiePain - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51837) - you deserved it (21178)

On 08/09/2014 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I ran into a good friend at work. I work at a jail. She doesn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51432) - you deserved it (4211)

On 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm - misc - by Is that..? - United States (Colorado)



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