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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53672) - you deserved it (310699)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got a text message. My phone was sitting on the edge of the bed and set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reached down to grab my phone and fell off the bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured my arm and broke my laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was running late for work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi. The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his first sexual experience with a man. In great detail. FML

#279644
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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

Today, I had dinner on my own. My cat came and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stared at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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