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Today, my girlfriend was giving me eadile I was watcing Star Trek and I accidentally called er Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I got a text message. My pone was sitting on te edge of te bed an set on vibrate, so it fell off. I reaced down to grab ma pone an fell off te bed. My macbook landed on top of me. I fractured ma arm an broke ma laptop to read a text from facebook. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - misc - by Noname - United States (Texas)

Today, I was running late fir work so instead of walking the ten minutes to the office, I took a taxi . The driver took the opportunity to share the story of his frst sexual experience with a man . In great detail . FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Noname - Philippines (Cebu City)

Today, I had dinner on mah own. My cat cummd and sat on the chair on the other side of the table. We stard at each other during the whole meal. Pathetic. FML

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On 01/31/2009 at 10:03am - animals - by JulleandCici - Sent from mobile version

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator . Instead, I got banned . mega FML

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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)



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