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bassfromhell
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 7367
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bassfromhell : I am an easy going and often lackadaisical person who likes to read about the misfortunes of others to make my existence on this earth seem a little better.

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Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22661) - you deserved it (1751)

On 11/19/2009 at 10:53am - health - by nolips (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21752) - you deserved it (3456)

On 11/08/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by bob (man) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

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Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

#5579275 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (6408) - you deserved it (24349)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40703) - you deserved it (114327)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)