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About bassfromhell : I am an easy going and often lackadaisical person who likes to read about the misfortunes of others to make my existence on this earth seem a little better.

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Today, my girlfriend woke up very early in terrible pain. I drove her to the hospital and fell asleep in the waiting area. When I woke up, my car was gone and it was 9am. She had assumed I just walked home (32 miles), so she took the car. I was the only one in the waiting area. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30677) - you deserved it (2666)

On 11/19/2009 at 10:53am - health - by nolips (man) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I was falling asleep on my desk, my head on my fist. My elbow slipped off the edge of the desk and I punched myself, leaving a fist mark on my cheek. At school, people think my parents hit me. My parents think I'm getting bullied at school. No one believes the actual story. FML

Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9079) - you deserved it (37432)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)



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