About basicperfection : Hi I'm just a shy dork that likes anime and homestuck?? Im also a crossdresser and have a p shitty home life. Oh and my name is Skylar.
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by still together / 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Username / 12/27/2010 at 3:39am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML
by Anonymous / 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm / United States (Montana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML
by Anonymous / 03/21/2009 at 12:46am / United States (Florida) / Kids
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