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  • Number of visits : 629
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About basicperfection : Hi I'm just a shy dork that likes anime and homestuck?? Im also a crossdresser and have a p shitty home life. Oh and my name is Skylar.

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Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML


I agree, your life sucks (69691) - you deserved it (4209)

On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38145) - you deserved it (4737)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, I was driving in the left lane and was suddenly hit by a woman who was in the right lane. I ran off the road, taking out a fence and totaling my car. When the cops asked the woman what happened she responded, "My tom-tom told me to turn left." FML


I agree, your life sucks (53370) - you deserved it (2487)

On 09/10/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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