About baseball27LD : Hey, what's up? I'm Luke. I play guitar at my church and I'm working to sing there as well. I work, I paint, I fish, and I go to the gym. My favorite band is the Red Hot Chili Peppers and my favorite tv show is Impractical Jokers. Feel free to message me!
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by fartypants / 06/18/2015 at 6:53pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/03/2015 at 3:42am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
by Distracted / 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by ironfey / 03/20/2015 at 11:38pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML
by Anonymous / 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm / United States / Health
Today, I had some painful gas at work, so I tried to silently ease it out. It was silent all right; silent, and so deadly that someone exclaimed, "What the fuck?!" My coworkers traced it back to me. Now they're all pointing their mini desk fans in my direction to make a point. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2014 at 5:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by bad birthdays / 08/16/2014 at 1:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML
by Dancing King / 08/07/2014 at 11:36am / Norway (Rogaland) / Health
by younggirl101 / 08/05/2014 at 12:51pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Is that..? / 07/16/2014 at 11:51pm / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML
by akaka / 07/14/2014 at 9:38am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I decided to tan naked in a secluded part of my yard, so I wouldn't get tan lines. I even felt adventurous enough to leave my bikini and towel inside. This idea backfired however when my mom stopped home from work, assumed I wasn't home, and locked all the doors before she left again. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 12:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anona / 07/08/2014 at 12:29pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Intimacy
Today, I stubbed the same toe three times in fifteen minutes. How? My sister moved most of the furniture in the house to the left by a few inches, because she thought it would be funny to watch me get confused and suffer. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2014 at 3:57pm / Australia / Health
by Anonymous / 06/16/2014 at 11:24am / Germany / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my SO started to lecture me on how caffeine is bad for the baby. I breastfeed our daughter.… Today, I asked my husband of 15 years to get a vasectomy, as he's said for the past 13 we are done… Today, is my first day of recovery in a full right arm cast. Broke it on the last possible free day…