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Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55610) - you deserved it (9452)

On 07/20/2013 at 4:35am - work - by Dirty_Mind_69 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was feeding some ducks. One of them choked to death on the old bread. FML


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On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

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