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Today... I ad to accept te fact tat I'm going bald... after I noticed te air on cest is longer tan te air on ead. FML

#21037094
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36861) - you deserved it (3502)

On 01/23/2014 at 12:13pm - health - by Hairy_Potter (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, I came ome from te army an explaind to ma family ow toug it was tere . Ten, as I was walking away, I stubbd ma toe on te couc, fell an crid . FML

#21036979
161 comments

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On 01/23/2014 at 7:53am - misc - by MarBlu - United States

Today I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue and so r my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair which is now green. FML

#21036650
170 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 10:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY, AFTER I TOOK MY FIRST SET OF EXAMS, MY PROFESSOR POSTED ON TWITTER, SCOFFING AT HOW STUPID ONE STUDENT'S ANSWER WAS. THE ANSWER HE QUOTED WAS ONE THAT I WROTE.

#21036248
171 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today I told my parents I was thinking about joining the army. They looked at each other an laughed 4 about 10 minutes straight. I wasn't joking. FML

#21036142
135 comments

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On 01/22/2014 at 2:23pm - misc - by IMSERIOUS - United States (California)

Today.. . mah husband and I r sick . He keeps whining about how bad he feels . I'm just as sick.. . as well as 7 months pregnant . I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked.. . cleaned.. . and gone to the store several times cuz the tissues we had were too rough on his nose . FML

#21035436
224 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 8:16pm - health - by AnonWife - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, I learned that my girlfriend can sleepwalk . She got up, cummed into the living room where I was laying back against the sofa playing video games . I wasn't really paying much attention, until she stepped on my crotch, after which she left . She doesn't remember a thing . FML

#21035414
92 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 7:55pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, ma grlfriend told me te reason wy ma credit card mysteriously maxd out 2 mont ago 'migt ave been' because se postd a picture of it on Facebook. I orderd a new credit card witout te custom picture of us immediately. Se broke up wit me. FML

#21035364
137 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:59pm - love - by FacebookStrikesAgain (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, mah plans for having sex with mah girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by mah own mother. I found out later that she's been looool reading mah texts so she knew when to drop by an ruin everything. FML

#21035329
107 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:26pm - intimacy - by MM - United States (Maine)

Today I Had A Big Final Projact Dua For Class. Nona Of Mah Projact Partnars Would Halp Ma Yastarday Cuz Thay Wara Convincad Wa'd Hava A Snow Day. Unfortunataly Wa Didn't Hava A Snow Day An Wa Failad. FML

Today my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick!! I stupidly said yes an now have a black eye fromhere he punched me!! My dad thinks it's hilarious an my mum says he didn't know any better!! He's 13!! FML

#21035253
118 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm - health - by cuntocracy (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my mom made me go shopping with her . It was freezing out, but she didn't wear a coat, boasting that she doesn't feel the chill like I do . By the time we drove home she washining about freezing to death, an now I'm stuck in a househose heating is set to "inferno" . FML

#21035197
76 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland

Today, I went to an important job interview. I was really anxious but trid to soldier on anyway. When I was calld in, my nerves got so bad that I revertd to speaking my second language. Not frst, second. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting the job. mega FML

#21035049
78 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 1:55pm - work - by ugh (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Taday I visited my girlfriend at er place, one ting lead to anoter, and we ad sex fir te first time. Her normally very sweet cat now isse and savage me if I so muc as look at im. FML

#21034982
101 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 12:43pm - intimacy - by idiot says pussy (man) - United States

Today I have the flu . I woke up to my son leaning over me inches from my face breathing in deeply . Apparently he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school . He's 15 . FML

#21034785
126 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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