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Today, it's my birthday. It's 6.30 pm. I'm still the only person aware of what day it is. FML


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On 12/18/2008 at 6:46am - misc - by poorgary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was doing a Power Point presentation to the management committee. Outlook Express was still open, and right in the middle of the presentation, a window popped up notifying me of a new message. "Subject: our reply to your application for the post of Marketing Manager". FML


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On 11/28/2008 at 12:35am - work - by Buzz - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML


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On 11/25/2008 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by USSEYL - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML


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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML


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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

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