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  • Town/Country : Tokyo, Japan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 2 February 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 2930
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12843) - you deserved it (34217) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

#14608702
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27558) - you deserved it (2509) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was tending the cash register. I scanned a lady's items which totaled $89.68. She paid with a $100 bill. I gave her $11.32 change. She angrily gave back the extra dollar and complained about "schools nowadays". I'm an AP Calculus student. FML

#14563529
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8857) - you deserved it (40126)

On 01/13/2011 at 6:07am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML

#14561634
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41269) - you deserved it (2772)

On 01/13/2011 at 12:48am - money - by skyhigh - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

#14540407
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21869) - you deserved it (5950)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

#14524101
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28538) - you deserved it (3003)

On 01/09/2011 at 7:19pm - health - by curlyisnogood -

Today, I had to explain to my friend why it's inappropriate to conduct a phone conversation while simultaneously eating a bagel, listening to music, and taking a shit. FML

#14521055
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20793) - you deserved it (3349)

On 01/09/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35243) - you deserved it (7057)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for my family. I got a huge paper cut on the webbing of my fingers, the pain of which caused me to scream out loud. My whole family heard and came rushing to my room. My grandma took one look, and scoffed, "Oh suck it the f*ck up, princess." FML

#14330650
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10359) - you deserved it (24065)

On 12/25/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I overheard my husband telling my step-dad that I have the same ability to sniff out chocolate in a house as a certain animal has to find truffles in the woods. FML

#14294179
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17263) - you deserved it (5666)

On 12/22/2010 at 3:01am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94196) - you deserved it (5041)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML

#14184009
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44922) - you deserved it (2911)

On 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi)

Today, my 21 year old boyfriend asked me what foreplay is. FML

#14181459
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25301) - you deserved it (4314)

On 12/12/2010 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

#14106944
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12945) - you deserved it (21799)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my five year old son was sick with a stomach bug. He didn't want to leave my side so I decided to grab a bowl from the kitchen for him to puke into. The thing is, it was dark in the kitchen and I accidentally grabbed a strainer. My new outfit is now ruined. FML

#14103046
101 comments

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On 12/06/2010 at 1:17am - kids - by Hunter -



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