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Today, I dozed off during a lecture . When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me . It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up . I was asleep three hours . FML
Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML
Today , I was at the grocery store with dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us startd gagging , so he turnd , pointd at me and said ( That was daughter. ) FML
Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015