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Today , my fiancé ended our engagement , saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" 4 looool the road !! He saw nothing wrong with that !! mega FML

#14787217
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31913) - you deserved it (3696)

On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my uncle had a flashback to Vietnam. I'm now missing a tooth and have a cracked rib. mega FML

#14706011
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36375) - you deserved it (3030)

On 01/25/2011 at 2:28am - misc - by Randall (man) - United States (California)

Today, one week after mah grlfriend berated me fir being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her!! Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, a ring!" FML

#14699033
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33123) - you deserved it (9427)

On 01/24/2011 at 4:00pm - intimacy - by Limalia (man) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Yesterday.. . I Was At Mah Doctor's Office . I Thought I Had A Kidney Stone . Turns Out I'm Pregnant And I Have A Kidney Stone . FML

#14689339
84 comments

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On 01/23/2011 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I dozed off during a lecture . When I woke up, I didn't recognize any of the people surrounding me, and I saw one guy pointing and laughing at me . It turns out, my professor instructed everyone to let me sleep because he wanted to see how long it would be before I woke up . I was asleep three hours . FML

#14650881
67 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today I was supposed to go on a date wit a guy wo lives on te same floor as me in ma apartment complex. I got stood up. Instead I got to listen to im doing te grl wo lives next door to me. FML

#14647412
67 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 3:52am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression 4 saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' 4 new ideas each afternoon. FML

#14646268
75 comments

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On 01/20/2011 at 1:01am - intimacy - by welly223 (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , I was at the grocery store with dad. He let out a very silent but foul abomination of a fart. The people behind us startd gagging , so he turnd , pointd at me and said ( That was daughter. ) FML

#14622916
84 comments

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On 01/18/2011 at 3:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after , he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML

#14618651
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31527) - you deserved it (4801)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I ad an astma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17546) - you deserved it (43181) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I broka mah nosa by snaazing too closa to a tabla. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26475) - you deserved it (7062) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in high school, we had a presentation about sex, condoms, etc!! After a while, the lady explained that we should get to know our sexual organs better!! ( For example, mah daughter looks at her vrginia in front of a mrror to check it out!! ) I’m her daughter!! FML

#14614725
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59352) - you deserved it (6128) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - Belgium - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, boyfriend cancelled our vacation plans cuz I'll be on period, arguing that, "It wouldn't be a real holiday." FML

#14613106
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30495) - you deserved it (7808) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached climax, she thought it would be funny to turn 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40926) - you deserved it (26899) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today in the middle of the night my girlfriend whispered "Are u asleep?" I chose not to respond to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud stinking fart giggled and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14467) - you deserved it (36894) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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