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Today, I found out thathen I orgasm, mah increasd heret rate causes me to pass out. I also found out mah boyfriend doesn't stophen I'm unconscious. mega FML

#15379416
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On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

#15244433
108 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -

Today, I Discovered Tat Sea-sickness Also Applies Wen Making Love On Ma Girlfriend's New Water Bed !! FML

#15226088
71 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

today my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or looool paid child support poked me on Facebook. FML

#15209199
178 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 7:24pm - misc - by poked - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Was In The Bathroom, When Someone Came Up Behind Me!! Instead Of Waiting 4 A Urinal To Free Up, He Wedged His Way In Between Me And Another Guy, And Promptly Began Peeing In My Urinal, Crossing Streams In The Process!! FML

#15207309
171 comments

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On 03/05/2011 at 3:26pm - misc - by devinbyrne - United States (Texas)

yesterday mah boss lecturd me on the evils of alcohol an how it was 'prohibitd' during the 1980s. I said nothing because he hates bieng correctd. fat FML

#15174288
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On 03/02/2011 at 10:28am - work - by Squinty6 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I overhered my parents in the kitchen talking about how they wanted to try anal tonight . There is over three and a half looool feet of snow outside, leaving me no way to escape the horrible sounds and mental images yet to come . FML

#15141244
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On 02/27/2011 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Sam (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

yesterday I cheatd on my math exam. I still faild. FML

#15122545
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On 02/26/2011 at 1:49am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States (New York)

Today..!! I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook!! After I did so..!! I realized that in the background..!! u can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop!! He tagged himself!! FML

#15105515
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On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I was going down on mah girlfriend. I thought everything was going well , then all of a looool sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION , CHILL OUT." FML

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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon.

#14955015
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On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, an even at this very moment, mah ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend . He's mah nieghbor an she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me . FML

#14847899
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42044) - you deserved it (6500) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in an drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, an said "You've just been facebooked" an ran away giggling.

#14806356
211 comments

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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States

Today, my girlfriend finally got a Facebook account. Too bad she doesn't know the difference between a wall post an a message. She just described how much she enjoyed our sex last night, in great detail. My mom liked it. FML

#14790156
93 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 5:46pm - intimacy - by anon - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, At Mah Job As A Cashier, A Very Old Man Cummed Through Mah Checkout. His Purchase Consisted Of A Box Of Condoms And A Can Ofhipped Cream. The Creepy Smile He Gave Me Has Scarred Me For Life. Mega FML

#14789249
92 comments

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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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