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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1012
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yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today... I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone... I writhd and twistd in all drection in mah attempt to pee in a bottle left precisely 4 that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor... a good-looking guy... cummd in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing mah business. FML


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