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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 24 April 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 831
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, after applying for a job at the local pet store, I picked up a ferret. It began licking my cheek, causing me to turn my head. It then latched onto my ear and hung like a giant furry hoop earring. I screamed, then quietly left the building. FML

#19091480
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19949) - you deserved it (4117)

On 02/16/2012 at 2:43am - animals - by parkertownparadise (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34567) - you deserved it (2626)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML

#19059708
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27861) - you deserved it (2107)

On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML

#18915455
186 comments

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On 01/26/2012 at 11:45am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was driving back home with my family. I had to sit quietly for half an hour, all while pretending I didn't notice my sister playing with herself under the coat on her lap. FML

#18891781
324 comments

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On 01/23/2012 at 5:36pm - intimacy - by jjs51 (man) - United States

Today, my front house window was smashed. A note was left, saying 'I want my cat back'. I have no idea what they are talking about. FML

#18819686
120 comments

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On 01/15/2012 at 11:17pm - misc - by James - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had a band concert and my mum got kicked out. She screamed "BORING!" in the middle of it. FML

#18803837
109 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 8:34am - misc - by katie876 (woman) - United States

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

#18803544
169 comments

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

#18749585
169 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31723) - you deserved it (27419)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML

#18692571
103 comments

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On 01/03/2012 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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