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baphomet_xx
  • Town/Country : Israel
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 206
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About baphomet_xx : Hey ^^ I'm Mytree and I love pretty much everyone, so you're more than welcome to add me on fb. :)
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Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

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On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, my mom found my pack of cigarettes. She's now making me go to rehab. I had only smoked one cigarette ever just to try it. I didn't even like it. FML

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On 07/21/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by Goody2shoes (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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