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Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML

#20124915
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18077) - you deserved it (23132)

On 10/20/2012 at 3:16am - animals - by puppylove - United States

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
314 comments

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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was having dinner with my college friends to celebrate the end of our first year. I said really great things about them as individuals. The only thing they had to say to me was, "Thanks for being the token black friend." FML

#19624704
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On 05/14/2012 at 10:23pm - misc - by foreverbrown (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was over. I asked my dad how long until dinner was ready, his reply was, "Five minutes, so no, you can't go upstairs for a quickie". FML

#19407529
87 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 5:11pm - intimacy - by KatieB (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I'm recovering from colon surgery. They gave me codeine as pain relief, which has made me constipated. I'm currently sat on the toilet, trying to push out what feels like a small child wrapped in barbed wire out without busting my stitches. FML

#19405476
156 comments

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On 04/04/2012 at 6:13am - health - by screaming monkey - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

#19400366
117 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 10:16am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was accused of being high. Why? Because I was playing with a milk bottle. FML

#19331009
84 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 2:18am - misc - by Not_High (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

#18912466
243 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 11:18pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why having sex with him was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty Pringles can. FML

#18772275
103 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by bunnyluver4545 - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend informed me that my vagina reminds him of ham. But that's okay, because ham is his favorite food. FML

#18704788
198 comments

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On 01/04/2012 at 7:32am - intimacy - by thankzbabe (woman) - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
191 comments

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On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML

#18661455
187 comments

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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

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326 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia



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