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bandit09
  • Town/Country : Illinois, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 June 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 218
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bandit09 : Idk what to put here because i cant be summed up in this small ass space.

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Today, I was walking around in a park when I pass some kids playing soccer. One of them kicks the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily I catch the ball. Then I drop kick the ball, intending to say "go get it." Instead it ricochets of a nearby tree and hits my face. FML

#4028166 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (13047) - you deserved it (30888)

On 07/25/2009 at 11:11am - kids - by PeterRabit (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend threw me on the couch as I walked in the door. I butt dialed my mom in the process. My girlfriend took off my pants and we got to business. After about 30 seconds of hearing what was going on, my mom thought something was wrong and called the cops to my apartment. FML

#3669335 (100)

I agree, your life sucks (40571) - you deserved it (6169)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:38pm - intimacy - by policeopenup (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was going to do some laundry, with the washer and dryer I bought off of Craigslist for 150 dollars. The washer leaks and the dryer doesn't dry. So I called the guy and left an angry message about how the washer flooded my kitchen. In fact I just forgot to hook up the drain hose. FML

#3639163 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (3381) - you deserved it (39694)

On 07/10/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML

#309354 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (100704) - you deserved it (11938)

On 03/13/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by evanescence (man) - United States (California)



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