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About bananaweed : I am colombian-american, trying my best to live life as happily as I can, i feel very Iucky to have a fun job at krispy kreme, when I'm not working I try to keep my grades up, looking to get my AA very soon and transfer to UCR in the near future. the most important thing for me to have accomplish by the end of my life would be to have lived life as a good hearted person who could have the honor of helping those in need, and to be an accomplished worker in whatever I do.
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Friday 28 August 2015