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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bananaweed : I am colombian-american, trying my best to live life as happily as I can, i feel very Iucky to have a fun job at krispy kreme, when I'm not working I try to keep my grades up, looking to get my AA very soon and transfer to UCR in the near future. the most important thing for me to have accomplish by the end of my life would be to have lived life as a good hearted person who could have the honor of helping those in need, and to be an accomplished worker in whatever I do.

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Today, my boyfriend's dad said he'd given my boyfriend £100 to take me out for a meal last night and he hoped I'd enjoyed it. Last night my boyfriend and I went to pizza hut, shared a pizza and split the bill. Turns out my boyfriend had simply pocketed the money without telling anyone. FML


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On 10/01/2013 at 8:32am - love - by hmmm (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML


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