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About banananut : Uhm...i'm Sophia. I enjoy poptarts, banana nut muffins, underage drinking, swings, the beach, camel lights, the color pink, marshmallows, and blankets. I have a strange sense of humor, and I tend to make fun of different religions, so don't take me seriously...Ever. Yes, I am immature, so quit picking on me or I'll glue your barbies to the ceiling! Fuck yeah.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML
Friday 2 October 2015