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  • Number of visits : 1025
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About banananut : Uhm...i'm Sophia. I enjoy poptarts, banana nut muffins, underage drinking, swings, the beach, camel lights, the color pink, marshmallows, and blankets. I have a strange sense of humor, and I tend to make fun of different religions, so don't take me seriously...Ever. Yes, I am immature, so quit picking on me or I'll glue your barbies to the ceiling! Fuck yeah.

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banananut's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

banananut's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

by tht1chk / 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 2:28am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

by nnnaaazzz / 10/24/2009 at 8:20am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous