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banananut
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 694
  • Number of comments : 183
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About banananut : Uhm...i'm Sophia. I enjoy poptarts, banana nut muffins, underage drinking, swings, the beach, camel lights, the color pink, marshmallows, and blankets. I have a strange sense of humor, and I tend to make fun of different religions, so don't take me seriously...Ever. Yes, I am immature, so quit picking on me or I'll glue your barbies to the ceiling! Fuck yeah.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. While we were undressing each other, he said, "Wow, if we have children, you're gonna have to shave, or they'll die from rug-burn as they come out!" FML

#13654098
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33422) - you deserved it (26906)

On 10/30/2010 at 8:37pm - intimacy - by tht1chk - United States (California)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18447) - you deserved it (24616)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35927) - you deserved it (7753)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28912) - you deserved it (4823)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)



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