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bananachiz9
  • Town/Country : floridaaa
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 394
  • Number of comments : 1
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About bananachiz9 : okayy well one thing about mehh is that i love it when people make mehh laugh. so lets talk?

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Today, it's my birthday. I have gotten three calls all day. The first one was my fiancé, saying he wanted his ring back. The second one was my best friend, confessing to me that she had been sleeping with my fiancé for the past three months. The third was the dentist's office singing me a happy birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (331885) - you deserved it (15772)

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