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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 June 1991 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1551
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ban_anaa : Just here to amuse myself, bye.

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Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30838) - you deserved it (4955)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:09pm - love - by soawkward - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my girlfriend hummed the Jeopardy theme while I was trying to undo her bra. FML


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On 01/15/2012 at 7:52am - intimacy - by joeshmoe - United States (Washington)

Today, I couldn't contain my laughter when a patient told me she'd named her unborn daughter Twinkie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34965) - you deserved it (5169)

On 01/06/2012 at 5:49pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (5862)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend kept trying to convince me to do anal with him. After denying him several times he told me "Why it feels good, trust me." I asked him how would he know. There was a long awkward silence when he then replied with "I'm not gay I swear." FML


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On 01/25/2010 at 3:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mum grounded me for going to my boyfriend's house instead of the library. She said my boyfriend's mum phoned up because she could hear us having it off in his room. When I denied it my mum shouted at me for being a liar as well as a slut. I did go to the library. FML


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On 09/07/2009 at 11:39am - love - by SingleGirl (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

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