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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 March 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1540
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About ban4023 : Name is banks
I love everything about me and would not change a thing
I love my mom she is my heart
I have the best friends in the world
I hate my college it stupid and never go to calU
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Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (1946)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my first (and only true) date ended with the girl saying "Thanks for dinner, I was hungry - and oh, by the way, I'm a lesbian". FML

#763
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27124) - you deserved it (1946)

On 12/30/2008 at 10:21pm - love - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mistress called my wife on the phone. FML

#524
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6809) - you deserved it (106850)

On 12/16/2008 at 12:20am - misc - by surfdown - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a lunch I said "It must be awful to realize that you've been cheated on!". One of the men present had just found out that he had been. I then try to correct my tactlessness by saying "The worst must be when your wife leaves you for another woman". Which was also the case. FML

#399
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22306) - you deserved it (8499)

On 11/27/2008 at 7:34am - misc - by lovely-sweet - Sent from mobile version

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17958) - you deserved it (131779)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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