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ban4023
  • Town/Country : Philadelphia, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 March 1990 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1092
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About ban4023 : Name is banks
I love everything about me and would not change a thing
I love my mom she is my heart
I have the best friends in the world
I hate my college it stupid and never go to calU
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Today, I heard my newly divorced parents fighting about who gets to keep me. Neither of them want me. FML

#5893479 (127)

I agree, your life sucks (47997) - you deserved it (2644)

On 10/19/2009 at 7:50am - misc - by cc10 (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, I wore a beautiful new dress that I got for £5 only in a sale. I've been turning heads in it all day. When I got home, my mum pulled the massive red £5 tag off of the back. FML

#5620277 (104)

I agree, your life sucks (8516) - you deserved it (24282)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:38am - misc - by Adalia (woman) - United Kingdom (Bournemouth)

Today, I was walking to my friends Halloween themed birthday party in my zombie costume. Apparently, my crazy coke addicted neighbor found the costume too realistic. He tackled me. FML

#5620240 (149)

I agree, your life sucks (30141) - you deserved it (2412)

On 10/03/2009 at 11:34am - health - by Pwnedofthedead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I lent my parents a copy of "The Dark Knight", saying it was one of my favorite movies so they needed to watch it. A bit later my mom called... Apparently my roommate wanted to watch it as well, but couldn't find the case to his porno and decided to just use the Batman case instead. FML

#5585947 (80)

I agree, your life sucks (27799) - you deserved it (3579)

On 10/01/2009 at 3:46pm - misc - by Broly171 (man) - United States (Iowa) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, I realized that I can't shave my unibrow because I have too much acne on my forehead. FML

#5583286 (221)

I agree, your life sucks (42324) - you deserved it (7202)

On 10/01/2009 at 11:49am - health - by ugh (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had a meeting with the CEO about a promising job with good pay and benefits. Upon meeting, we immediately recognized each other. He was someone I used to make fun of in school all the time. He responded by refusing to interview me and had security throw me out by force. Karma bites. FML

#5527789 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (5432) - you deserved it (68198)

On 09/28/2009 at 2:31pm - work - by SucksToBeMe (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

#5505995 (101)

I agree, your life sucks (39027) - you deserved it (1353)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

#5502747 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (40411) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

#5494730 (130)

I agree, your life sucks (39014) - you deserved it (2590)

On 09/26/2009 at 10:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

#5486035 (195)

I agree, your life sucks (37058) - you deserved it (3638)

On 09/26/2009 at 2:21pm - misc - by grossgross (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, during our championship field hockey game, my mouthguard fell into a mass of geese poop. The referee made me put it back in my mouth. FML

#5451406 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (39134) - you deserved it (2914)

On 09/24/2009 at 6:10pm - work - by ewewew (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I played with a boomerang my first time. I didn't believe that when you threw it, it comes right back to you. It flew back all right. And broke my nose. FML

#5450785 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (7763) - you deserved it (28952)

On 09/24/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by BOOMerang (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend of 8 months dumped me over the phone in between telling the Subway employees what he wanted on his sandwich. FML

#5230758 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (37097) - you deserved it (2124)

On 09/13/2009 at 3:18pm - love - by misc (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my Marine friend got back from his tour of duty overseas. We went out for drinks to celebrate his return. His own form of celebration was to pick a fight with a returning Navy SEAL and his friends. We lost. Badly. FML

#5222087 (172)

I agree, your life sucks (21610) - you deserved it (9345)

On 09/13/2009 at 2:17am - health - by beaten (man) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my friend's 11 year old son accidentally shocked himself with our electric fly swatter. Thirty seconds later, while trying to prove to him that it's physically impossible to shock yourself with it, and that it's perfectly safe, I did the exact same thing. FML

#5209452 (81)

I agree, your life sucks (3891) - you deserved it (34823)

On 09/12/2009 at 4:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)