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bamagirl14
  • Town/Country : united states
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2080
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bamagirl14 : My name is Amber. I am 18 years old. My friends and family are my life. Football is the my favorite...ROLL TIDE(; I'm a pretty chill person but i do speak my mind most of the time. I love making new friends.

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Today, I realized I get more pleasure from a tampon than my boyfriend I have been having sex with for the past six months. FML

#14856386
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27768) - you deserved it (5099)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:10pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML

#14849196
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40444) - you deserved it (5040)

On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her facebook status changed to "In a relationship". This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

#14848305
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29056) - you deserved it (3212)

On 02/05/2011 at 2:16am - love - by sadman (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, and even at this very moment, my ex, who I'm still in love with, is having sex with her new boyfriend. He's my neighbor and she's making a lot more noise with him than she did with me. FML

#14847899
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35079) - you deserved it (5025) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/05/2011 at 1:29am - intimacy - by homerde - Sent from mobile version

Today, to enhance our sex life, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex in our local mall's parking lot. The feeling of getting caught is fun and exhilarating. Until you actually get caught. FML

#14845323
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8744) - you deserved it (37987)

On 02/04/2011 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I noticed that after a month of using my gel, it never seems to empty. I then found out my older brother and his friends had been pumping their man-juice into it. FML

#14838014
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65538) - you deserved it (6031)

On 02/04/2011 at 9:08am - intimacy - by theish -

Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML

#14835429
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (4862)

On 02/04/2011 at 1:12am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67083) - you deserved it (6317)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

#14830027
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35291) - you deserved it (5906)

On 02/03/2011 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Embarrassed -

Today, I went on a date with a guy, who decided to rudely text message his friend the whole time. When I got home, I realized he'd been texting the girl he was going to hookup with after our date; she happens to be my roommate. FML

#14826546
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33059) - you deserved it (3058)

On 02/03/2011 at 1:27pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML

#14813410
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (6506)

On 02/02/2011 at 3:59pm - intimacy - by jessica - United States (Utah)

Today, I told my mom I broke up with my boyfriend because he wanted to have sex and I wasn't ready. Her reply? "Well, you can't stay a virgin forever." FML

#14811795
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30577) - you deserved it (12522)

On 02/02/2011 at 1:16pm - intimacy - by Missy (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

#14808267
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30927) - you deserved it (5164)

On 02/02/2011 at 4:48am - intimacy - by fml -

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She's a sock puppet. FML

#14802825
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17540) - you deserved it (62194)

On 02/01/2011 at 9:32pm - intimacy - by seepeezy32 -

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

#14797285
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40166) - you deserved it (4013)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)



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