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  • Number of visits : 2471
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About bamagirl14 : My name is Amber. I am 18 years old. My friends and family are my life. Football is the my favorite...ROLL TIDE(; I'm a pretty chill person but i do speak my mind most of the time. I love making new friends.

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bamagirl14's favorite FMLs

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13853) - you deserved it (60496)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33870) - you deserved it (4608)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

#14944221
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32879) - you deserved it (19809)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

#14925146
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31709) - you deserved it (4246)

On 02/10/2011 at 6:32pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML

#14917396
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40405) - you deserved it (3722)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:16am - love - by effyou (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45758) - you deserved it (5829)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36643) - you deserved it (7621)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML

#14895043
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41558) - you deserved it (13664)

On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41776) - you deserved it (4157)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51606) - you deserved it (7118)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

#14881953
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (38514)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:41pm - love - by Lindsay (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out that my mom screams like a dying monkey while having sex. Even with my music turned up all the way, I can still hear her through our paper thin walls. FML

#14867901
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35388) - you deserved it (3070)

On 02/06/2011 at 2:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I asked my ex-boyfriend how things were going since our breakup. We broke up because he admitted he was questioning his sexuality, and wanted to play for the other team. He took the conversation as an opportunity to talk about his new, amazing girlfriend. FML

#14867173
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31389) - you deserved it (4239)

On 02/06/2011 at 1:26pm - love - by poop (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15182) - you deserved it (53383)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15182) - you deserved it (53383)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States



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