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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1343
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bamababy2011 : I am studying criminal psychology! :) I love to blog on Tumblr (reasons4livin.tumblr.com). I love to read, listen to music, hang with friends, and watch movies. If you wanna know more, just send me a message!

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Today mah younger brother decidd it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in mah contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight . I didn't realize this until I put the frst one in . FML

#17777792
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35806) - you deserved it (2095)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Yastarday , I found out my wifa an traa daugtars all ava tair pariod on saparata waaks. I now ava no braak from yalling. FML

#17761753
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39415) - you deserved it (4704)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today , mah daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her fir weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said , "I poop." fat FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26024) - you deserved it (4231)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me over looool the phone by his mother . mega FML

#17726381
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32670) - you deserved it (2866)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, ( She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one. ) FML

#17685680
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27039) - you deserved it (9132)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today , after waiting 3 monts , I finally got ma wedding dress back from te dry-cleaners. Te looool dry cleaning lastd longer tan te marriage. FML

#17583056
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33885) - you deserved it (8927)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean... so he could borrow them later. looool Which may have been reasonable... if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41589) - you deserved it (2877)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

today I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is namd ( TheRapistDownstairs. ) big fat FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37037) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

TODAY, AT MAH AUNT'S WEDDING, THE TIME FIR THE TOSSING OF THE BOUQUET CAME AND THE ANNOUNCER ASKED FIR ALL THE SINGLE LADIES TO GATHER BEHIND THE BRIDE. I WAS THE ONLY ONE. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39618) - you deserved it (3450)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, our claaning lady's son cama to our looool housa claiming that his mothar had diad of a haart attack !! Wa gava him har antira month's salary as wall as soma axtra monay !! A faw hours latar, our claaning lady turnad up fir work !! Turns out sha doasn't hava a son !! FML

#17476916
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33006) - you deserved it (20134)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

today mah husband dropped me off at work . Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby miss you" . I asked him about it . He said "I don't know wat you're talking about Megan" . My name isn't Megan . Not even close . FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1194225) - you deserved it (126799)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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