About bamababy2011 : I am studying criminal psychology! :) I love to blog on Tumblr (reasons4livin.tumblr.com). I love to read, listen to music, hang with friends, and watch movies. If you wanna know more, just send me a message!
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by thedeerman / 09/17/2011 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by applesmama / 09/17/2011 at 12:36am / United States (Tennessee) / Kids
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/12/2011 at 4:43am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2011 at 12:30am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by justmyluck / 08/26/2011 at 1:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML
by leftwardfoil / 08/19/2011 at 2:32am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by creepedoutlady / 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by single lady / 08/15/2011 at 10:45am / United States (California) / Love
Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML
by duped / 08/15/2011 at 1:45am / Pakistan (Punjab) / Money
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember… Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim,… Today, while driving in the car with my father, he handed me his iPhone and asked me to Google "Is…
- Today, my boss called me in to work on my only day off in two weeks. After working more than a full… Today, my mom's guilt tripping reached a new level when she told me all she wanted for her birthday… Today I had to go back to work 4 hours after I finished my shift. Not for any work related reason…