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  • Birth Date : Monday 5 April 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1116
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About bamababy2011 : I am studying criminal psychology! :) I love to blog on Tumblr (reasons4livin.tumblr.com). I love to read, listen to music, hang with friends, and watch movies. If you wanna know more, just send me a message!

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Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML

#17777792
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35314) - you deserved it (2062)

On 09/19/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by redeye (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (4593)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25276) - you deserved it (4150)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
393 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85302) - you deserved it (13083)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

#17726381
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31627) - you deserved it (2781)

On 09/12/2011 at 4:43am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out my 97-year-old Grandma has an imaginary 30-year-old boyfriend. I laughed until my mom said, "She's still doing better than you. You don't even have an imaginary boyfriend, let alone a real one." FML

#17685680
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26922) - you deserved it (9110)

On 09/07/2011 at 12:30am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33729) - you deserved it (8902)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean, so he could borrow them later. Which may have been reasonable, if I weren't still sleeping in them. FML

#17516529
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41400) - you deserved it (2868)

On 08/19/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by leftwardfoil (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met my new neighbor. His wi-fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML

#17483730
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36868) - you deserved it (3460)

On 08/15/2011 at 8:30pm - misc - by creepedoutlady - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

#17479569
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38102) - you deserved it (3333)

On 08/15/2011 at 10:45am - love - by single lady - United States (California)

Today, our cleaning lady's son came to our house claiming that his mother had died of a heart attack. We gave him her entire month's salary as well as some extra money. A few hours later, our cleaning lady turned up for work. Turns out she doesn't have a son. FML

#17476916
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32837) - you deserved it (20057)

On 08/15/2011 at 1:45am - money - by duped (woman) - Pakistan (Punjab)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1156082) - you deserved it (115849)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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