About bamababy2011 : I am studying criminal psychology! :) I love to blog on Tumblr (reasons4livin.tumblr.com). I love to read, listen to music, hang with friends, and watch movies. If you wanna know more, just send me a message!
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bamababy2011's favorite FMLs
by Sad ex-wife / 09/21/2012 at 11:11am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
by jlee0000785 / 09/17/2012 at 10:15am / Australia / Love
Today, my five-year-old daughter asked me why moms don't swallow clothes, so that their babies won't be born naked. My husband burst into derisive laughter, and has now trained her into responding to the name "Derp-Derp." FML
by -___- / 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Kids
Today, I was called into my son's school because he had got into a fist-fight with another pupil and I had to take him home. He clammed up about the reason behind the fight, until I finally managed to coax it out of him: the other kid is in "Hufflepuff" and he's in "Ravenclaw." FML
by PissOffPottermore / 09/13/2012 at 10:31am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2012 at 3:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by hahagirl / 09/12/2012 at 1:40am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by S. / 08/26/2012 at 12:20pm / Estonia / Miscellaneous
by Sexting / 08/21/2012 at 11:29am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
by sal / 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm / United States (Idaho) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend found my list of women I've had sex with, complete with the ratings I'd given them. The list is in chronological order. She's not only not the highest rated, she's not last on the list. FML
by Anonymous / 08/16/2012 at 3:36pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/07/2012 at 4:13pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by Lara / 08/03/2012 at 7:28am / Italy (Toscana) / Miscellaneous
by Itstrickyyxx / 07/25/2012 at 2:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/17/2012 at 12:53am / United States (California) / Intimacy
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