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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 31471
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About balor : I am here just to make puns... it's all I really do.

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Today, my friend told me that he was having a scrabble tournament at his house with a bunch of our friends. I told my dad about the tournament and he gave me a special scrabble dictionary to bring. Hesitantly, I brought the dictionary and as I walked in everyone was playing beer pong. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37942) - you deserved it (12455)

On 06/17/2009 at 1:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39185) - you deserved it (93810)

On 04/08/2009 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by blizzard_of_77 (man) - United States (California)

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