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Today, I was on my way to work behind a very slow car. At a red light, the lady came over and punched me in the face for following her too closely. We are coworkers and our desks are next to each other. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25934) - you deserved it (3747)

On 01/12/2011 at 8:28am - misc - by will3000 -

Today, I was life guarding at a community pool and noticed a toddler go under water. I quickly jumped in and suddenly got a charlie horse which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25158) - you deserved it (8937)

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