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ballerinababy
  • Town/Country : dont , stalk me :)
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 April 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1384
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About ballerinababy : im kelsi
im 17,im a junior,im a dancer
im working on modeling.i love dirt bike riding. talk to me :)
CLOSE FRiENDS BECOME YOUR WORST ENEMiES.YOUR BOYFRiEND BECOMES AN ASS.LOLLiPOPS TURN iNTO CiGARETTES.THE iNNOCENT ONES TURN iNTO SLUTS.HOMEWORK GOES iN THE TRASH.MOBiLE PHONES ARE USED iN CLASS.DETENTiON BECOMES SUSPENSiON.HiGHSCHOOL BECOMES UNiVERSiTY.SODA BECOMES VODKA.BiKES BECOMES CARS, UNDiES TURN iNTO G-STRiNGS.REMEMBER WHEN GETTiNG HiGH MEANT SWiNGING ON THE PLAYGROUND?WHEN PROTECTiON MEANT WEARiNG A HELMET?WHEN THE WORST THiNGS YOU COULD GET FROM BOYS WERE COOTiES?DADS SHOULDERS WERE THE HiGHEST PLACE ON EARTH AND MOM WAS YOUR HERO?RACE iSSUES WERE ABOUT WHO RAN THE FASTEST.WAR WAS ONLY A CARD GAME.THE ONLY DRUG YOU KNEW WAS COUGH MEDiCiNE.WEARiNG A SKiRT DiDNT MAKE YOU A SLUT.THE ONLY THiNGS THAT HURT YOU WERE SKiNNED KNEES AND GOODBYES ONLY MEANT UNTiL TOMORROW??AND WE COULDNT WAiT TO GROW UP...

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Today, I was crying because my cat died. My boyfriend cupped my face in his hands, looked me straight into the eyes and said, "I love seeing you cry." FML

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Today, for my two month anniversary, my boyfriend surprised me with a "present". He then lifted his pant leg. He had carved my initials into his leg with a knife. FML

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