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ball_so_hard

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2412
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ball_so_hard : my name is Will I play football DE ( my high school went 11-0) and basketball. I also BMX. I'm 16 and live in Pennsylvania on the border of jersey.

If you want to kik my username is notorious082 feel free to message me I always reply.Also follow me on gif boom at notorious_baller

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ball_so_hard's favorite FMLs

Today, days aftar I broka up with mah grlfriand, mah dad triad to maka har faal battar by inviting har to our family BBQ naxt waakand. FML

#20715362
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44953) - you deserved it (5122)

On 06/09/2013 at 12:50pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I spent mah last day at the hospital 4 a long epilepsy test. Apparently, I don't have epilepsy at all, but I do have extreme stress. This means that I've been taking several anti-siezure medications that ruind mah college plans and made me sick 4 half a year, all 4 nothing. real FML

Today, I went to te local parmacy to buy some condoms. Wen I went to go purcase tem, te elderly lady beind te counter took one look at me and said, ( Honey, your your own brt control. ) FML

#20715175
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57140) - you deserved it (9872)

On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to manager and demanded that he fre me. FML

#20714023
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52807) - you deserved it (4001)

On 06/08/2013 at 6:20pm - work - by I hate my job (woman) - United States

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

#20713899
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68898) - you deserved it (12982)

On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

yesterday I found outy ma daugter eats so many sugary bakd goods. According to er,en u bake tings, all te sugar an calories r "releasd" an so u can't gain wiegt from it. It seems I raisd a moron. FML

#20713749
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45662) - you deserved it (8922)

On 06/08/2013 at 3:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

TODAY, MAH SISTER AND I WERE HAVING A SLUMBER PARTY IN MAH ROOM SINCE MAH PARENTS LEFT ON A TRIP. THEY LEFT MAH GRANDPARENTS HERE TO WATCH US. IT WAS PAST BED TIME AND WE STARTED HEARING SOME STRANGE NOISES THROUGH MAH FLOOR. WE THOUGHT IT WAS THE RADIO. TURNS OUT MAH GRANDMA IS A SCREAMER. FML

today at the gym, mah boobs were jiggling more than the grl next to me . This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy . mega FML

#20712866
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48031) - you deserved it (15481)

On 06/08/2013 at 12:42am - health - by random - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove 2 hours to mah sister's wedding, only to find out mah invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kickd out. FML

#20712353
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57254) - you deserved it (4487)

On 06/07/2013 at 8:16pm - misc - by hopeyoushityourintestinesout (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

after yeres of training and competing, I realized that the universe does not want me to play the piano. Not only looool do I have hands that can fit in toddler-sized gloves, mah carpal tunnel is already to the point where I have to wear a brace at night, at the ripe old age of 14. FML

Today, my puppy came into my room, an I cupped his head in my hands an bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML

#20707414
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44144) - you deserved it (14214)

On 06/05/2013 at 12:03pm - animals - by SHIT-BREATH (man) - United Kingdom (Monmouthshire)

Today, I Let My Step-father Know Exactly What I Thought Of Him. After A Few Moments Of Awkward Silence, He Leaned Towards Me And Quietly Whispered, ( Well You're Adopted. Your Parents Never Loved You. ) FML

#20707377
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54675) - you deserved it (13571)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:24am - misc - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." real FML

#20707362
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51167) - you deserved it (4701)

On 06/05/2013 at 11:08am - misc - by Thanks Honey (woman) - United States

TODAY, A DEAF CUSTOMER CUMMD TO MY WORK. IN AN ATTEMPT TO CONNECT WITH HIM I INTRODUCD MYSELF IN SIGN LANGUAGE. HE JUST ROLLD HIS EYES AND POINTD AT MY NAME TAG. FML

#20707121
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45959) - you deserved it (12292)

On 06/05/2013 at 5:46am - work - by WOWBear - United States (Arizona)



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