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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 August 1997 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About ball_so_hard : my name is Will I play football DE ( my high school went 11-0) and basketball. I also BMX. I'm 16 and live in Pennsylvania on the border of jersey.

Don't be shy. If you want to kik my username is notorious082 or feel free to message me I always reply.

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Today, my car got a wheel lock because I had 5 tickets. Three of those tickets dated back to 2006. I got my car and license in 2008. FML


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On 02/03/2010 at 12:11am - money - by olyswimmer (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML


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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was running a meeting feeling very stressed. I grabbed my stress ball out of my bag, squeezing it vigorously throughout the meeting. When I stood up to talk my stress ball exploded all over my new black suit and the desk. So much for relieving stress. FML


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On 11/17/2009 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my 70 year old coworker gave me a letter telling me he was attracted to me, and wishes to have a relationship in which he can 'hold me in his arms every night'. I'm 21. FML


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On 10/05/2009 at 8:41pm - work - by Eimii (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cleaning out my fiancé's room while he was away so we could move into our new home. Not only did I find a few gay nudie mags, but also some interesting love letters from a nice man named Pablo. Apparently I need to do a lot more than cleaning his room to excite him. Like grow a penis. FML


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On 06/12/2009 at 8:10pm - love - by vickyxanne (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in there today and there was a note that said "Little Sister, stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 8:43pm - intimacy - by Stacy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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