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baileymariee
  • Town/Country : Minnesota
  • Title : Miss
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About baileymariee : Figure skating. Hiking. Skiing. Pretty much my life right there.

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61620) - you deserved it (15550)

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