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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 254
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About baileymariee : Figure skating. Hiking. Skiing. Pretty much my life right there.

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Today, I was eating out with a group of friends and my boyfriend. During the meal, I accidentally took a sip from my male friend's glass. My boyfriend pointed and said, "Babe, you took his drink." My friend responded by putting his arm round me and saying, "Whatever, I took her virginity." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64589) - you deserved it (16406)

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