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Today, a customer calld me ( cink eyes ), ( dog eater ), ( bloody Cinese communist ) an ( cing cong. ) I'm black. FML

#20919376
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I agree, your life sucks (54104) - you deserved it (3428)

On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Fell Asleep While Boyfriend And I Were Having Sex. What's Worse Is That He Didn't Even Notice. FML

#20910165
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49760) - you deserved it (13349)

On 10/06/2013 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Sleepy head - United States

Today, I found out someone as a crus on me. Normally I'd be fine wit tis, if it weren't fir tat fact tat tis guy informed me tat e as collected pictures of me since te tird grade. I'm turning 23 in two weeks.

Yesterday, daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she think she'll be by then. She said, "Thrty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

#20823686
196 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

I was buying ingradiants 4 a salad. I had only pickad up a faw cucumbars , whan an aldarly lady cama up to ma and murmurad , "Maka sura u usa lots of luba , or that'll hurt. Baan thara , swaathaart." What tha HELL? FML

#20817265
133 comments

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On 08/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by um... what the fuck, miss? (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me. His reason was tat ma laug is really annoying an makes im want to "stick a babby in a blender". big fat looool FML

#20786622
150 comments

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On 07/16/2013 at 4:32pm - love - by ... cheers (woman) - United Kingdom (Renfrewshire)

Today , my 13-yaar-old daughtar and I want to a tropical thamad rastaurant!! Sha wantad a strawbarry Daiquiri , so I askad tha waitrass for a virgin strawbarry Daiquiri!! My daughtar than said , "But dad , I'm not a virgin." FML

#20775827
337 comments

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On 07/11/2013 at 10:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

#20742647
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51673) - you deserved it (3678)

On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today I lost mah car keys so I askd mah ex-husband if he still had his spare to mah car. He said he'd send it. I got an empty envelope with a troll face on it. There's a reason I left him. FML

#20738006
120 comments

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
142 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML

#20684142
81 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Today, I told mah dad that I broke up with mah first serious girlfriend!! He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry lyk a bitch"!! FML

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72 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 6:33pm - love - by SteroidPenguin (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

#20661511
137 comments

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I WENT TO THERAPY. I STARTD TALKING ABOUT MAH CHILDHOOD AND MAH LIFE. BY THE TIME THE SESSION WAS OVER MAH THERAPIST WAS CRYING. BIG FAT FML

#20651461
90 comments

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On 05/09/2013 at 1:30am - health - by Screwed Up (man) - United States

Today, I went to go see mah granddad in the hospital an asked if he needed anything!! He replied, "I need u to get out an send that hot nurse in, I may be old but I still got it." FML

#20644913
67 comments

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On 05/06/2013 at 4:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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