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Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35974) - you deserved it (6686) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says "Wow, this is just too funny". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28129) - you deserved it (5734)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8193) - you deserved it (68178)

On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)

Today, I realized that the best and most entertaining part of my 3 day mini vacation was realizing my nipples work on the touch screen of my iPhone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28034) - you deserved it (9580)

On 07/03/2010 at 2:49am - misc - by thesadone - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (237437) - you deserved it (82085)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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