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Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
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On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, my mother lectured me about going to the bar too often. She did this while rolling a joint. FML

#17854622
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31101) - you deserved it (5632)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

#17795601
273 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 1:20pm - intimacy - by ThisBlows (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
207 comments

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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my dad thought it would be funny to switch my glass of coke with a glass of pure vinegar. FML

#17557483
58 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 12:15pm - misc - by Skidaddle123 - United Kingdom (North Lincolnshire)

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML

#17335799
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On 08/01/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by vsf - United States

Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML

#17297056
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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
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On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML

#16993109
251 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, while working as a cashier at McDonald's, a man came in telling me that he had not received his hamburger. I looked at his receipt and the date said 11/17/09. FML

#16970431
94 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 5:42am - work - by crudofalife - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
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On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my dad thinks he's famous because he's been on 'Cops', twice. FML

#16814483
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On 06/23/2011 at 10:19am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

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On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, my dad came to my graduate art show wearing a t-shirt saying "My other daughter is a science major". He'd had it specially made. FML

#16341041
133 comments

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On 05/25/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by art_major (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I sent my boyfriend a well thought out, steamy, and sexy sext message. His reply? "Three bidders for my drums on eBay! Makiiin' Monaaaay!" FML

#16259164
94 comments

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On 05/19/2011 at 10:08pm - intimacy - by rileycrash (woman) - United States (Florida)



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