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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1779
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About bagginzy : Just finished grade 12, I love acting and choir, and I play volleyball. Provincials, nationals, all that :) I'm 6'3" :D pretty tall. I'm kind of a flirt. I love my music too. Owl City, Lights, Thousand Foot Krutch, A Fire Inside, Linkin Park, Eminem...message me if you're cute ;) hahaha. I love meeting new people :)

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Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

#17457057
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39608) - you deserved it (4256)

On 08/13/2011 at 2:37am - love - by bTOhno - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48423) - you deserved it (15104)

On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (21262)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23279) - you deserved it (21262)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I decided to attach fifteen-pound weights to each foot so I could burn some extra calories while shoveling snow. My dad asked me to move one of the cars in the driveway. When I put my foot on the gas pedal, I couldn't take it off. I ended up hitting my sister and knocking her into a snow bank. FML

#6848786
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9303) - you deserved it (49244)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

#5291551
482 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9171) - you deserved it (104804)

On 09/16/2009 at 1:05pm - kids - by Mac - Sent from mobile version

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28485) - you deserved it (101406)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (30995)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)



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