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badrobotx3
  • Town/Country : Redlands, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 226
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About badrobotx3 : My name is Duyen. I work as a receptionist at Supercuts but they're cutting my hours cause the economy is so bad. I go to school whenever I feel like it; I've been going to school for 2 years and only completed 2 semesters. I'm also pregnant and I live in my parents' garage. FML.

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badrobotx3's favorite FMLs

Today, I stopped at a lemonade stand on my way to work. A cute little girl handed me a mouthwash-sized cup of juice, and her adorable little brother told me it would be $.25. All I had was a $20. He shoved it into his overalls pocket, looked up with huge brown eyes and just said "Thank you." FML

#122747 (143)

I agree, your life sucks (14305) - you deserved it (41091)

On 02/24/2009 at 12:47pm - kids - by ripdivine (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

#108815 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (67697) - you deserved it (3919)

On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, in school my shoulder was killing me from a softball injury. I went to the nurse's office and asked "Can I have some ice?" They responded with "Why, what happened to your face?" FML

#75712 (42)

I agree, your life sucks (34767) - you deserved it (1727)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:09am - misc - by Offended (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885 (70)

I agree, your life sucks (43662) - you deserved it (6368)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)