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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 6 August 1981 (33 years)
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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84119) - you deserved it (5724)

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