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badnelly123

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 507
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About badnelly123 : Take a look at my profile picture. You did? Ok. Follow the instructions. Thank you.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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badnelly123's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked out the girl of my dreams. She was so excited that she had a severe asthma attack and ended up in hospital. Her answer was yes, but her parents won't let me anywhere near her now. They say I'm lucky they haven't sued me for "trying to kill her". FML

#21312768
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38025) - you deserved it (2227)

On 12/06/2014 at 7:56pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

#21302690
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30915) - you deserved it (3303)

On 11/20/2014 at 11:20am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I spent 20 minutes arguing with the class dipshit, trying to convince her that wifi hot-spots are not in fact saunas powered by wifi. FML

#21302021
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28689) - you deserved it (3272)

On 11/19/2014 at 10:09am - misc - by Donutsarelife - United States

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML

#21293948
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33396) - you deserved it (15757)

On 11/07/2014 at 7:28am - love - by Turnaround (woman) -

Today, my sweet tooth went to a whole different level when I took a swig out of a bottle of maple syrup. FML

Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML

Today, I overheard my son mutter to himself, "If Hitler could do it to that many people, so could I..." Anyone recommend a good psychiatrist? FML

#21290608
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (2886)

On 11/02/2014 at 3:57pm - kids - by failure (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

#21289746
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34822) - you deserved it (4717)

On 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML

#21289648
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31910) - you deserved it (2469)

On 11/01/2014 at 11:28am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

#21289613
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39216) - you deserved it (6199)

On 11/01/2014 at 10:06am - love - by limegreengiraffe - United States (Texas)

Today, I was dressed as a single girl. I wore pajama pants, hoodie with no bra, and carried a plate of pizza around. But it wasn't my costume, I just had nowhere to go for Halloween. FML

#21289481
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32238) - you deserved it (4457)

On 11/01/2014 at 1:59am - misc - by 4evalone (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my now ex-boyfriend actually tried to justify his cheating by saying it doesn't count as cheating if the girl's bisexual. FML

#21288568
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32441) - you deserved it (2513)

On 10/30/2014 at 6:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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