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About badmandilon : Hello! Feel free to write me if you want to say something I might be interested in. I like to hear and talk about almost any subject that can enrich our lives.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
You sure know how to party?
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Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML
Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML
Friday 30 January 2015