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Today, I made fun of a girl singing passionately along to a song on her radio while in traffic next to me. She decided that her chocolate milkshake would make a good addition to my brand new seat covers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15032) - you deserved it (72334)

On 08/14/2014 at 5:54pm - misc - by oops - United States (California)

Today, I listened to my best friend describe having sex with her boyfriend in explicit detail. This would have been fine, but her boyfriend is my little brother. FML


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On 07/27/2014 at 9:55pm - intimacy - by why - United States

Today, my dad asked me to lend him some money to buy his medication, since he's all but broke right now. He returned with nothing but a bottle of tequila. FML


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On 01/14/2014 at 5:06pm - money - by chiktikka (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML


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On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

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