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About badlucksabrina : Pizza
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
Friday 2 October 2015