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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1812
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

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Today, my wife got her period. Every single time, she ends up asking me to go buy her some midol after a few days of trying to tough it out, so I decided to buy her some ahead of time. She reacted by yelling at me for treating her like a child and implying that she couldn't go buy it herself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44694) - you deserved it (4893)

On 03/28/2014 at 5:43pm - love - by unappreciated husband (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the airport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, "No sir, thank YOU." and winked. FML


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On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML


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On 03/25/2014 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by testacular (man) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, fed up with my nerdy appearance, I got my hair shaved off, hoping for a Walter White kind of look. I didn't think it was too bad, but not even an hour later, I'd already been called a "fat Bruce Willis" and compared to a freshly circumcised penis. FML


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On 03/21/2014 at 12:10pm - misc - by richard (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had the most intelligent conversation I've ever had with my boyfriend. He was getting really in-depth about subjects like biotechnology and gamma radiation. I soon realized he was only referring to the Incredible Hulk. FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 6:25pm - misc - by cubs44fan - United States (Indiana)

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML


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On 03/04/2014 at 5:55pm - kids - by meandme (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on a date, when I suddenly choked on my own saliva and coughed so hard that I passed out. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


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On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, my mother-in-law tried to "accidentally" run me over. FML


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On 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after trying for several days to change some details on the social security website, I got fed up and called them. I waited nearly two hours on hold, and when I finally got through, the guy on the other end just told me to reboot my computer and try again, then hung up on me. FML


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On 01/14/2014 at 4:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML


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On 01/05/2014 at 4:45pm - health - by stillhurting (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my water pipes froze and burst and I now have to take snow from my back yard and boil it down into water in order to flush my toilet. FML

Today, I again failed to convince my girlfriend that the $100 in our account is the minimum amount we have keep there to avoid being charged by the bank. We have a joint checking account, and the only way to take her off it is to close the account outright. FML

Today, I couldn't sleep due to an awful head cold, so I stayed home from work. Apparently, the local high school marching band practices in the park across the street at 9am. They're doing the Imperial March music from Star Wars. They suck. FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by lostinspace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML


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On 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm - love - by still together (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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