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by gross / 04/09/2015 at 12:00pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
by fuck right off / 04/04/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 8:53am / United States / Love
by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by xswitch74 / 03/16/2015 at 10:36am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML
by pledonasm / 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm / India (Maharashtra) / Kids
by nerderer / 03/15/2015 at 10:57am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Josh / 03/05/2015 at 7:25pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
by Like mother like daughter / 02/24/2015 at 5:25pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by sam882 / 02/23/2015 at 1:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by whateven333 / 02/17/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/05/2015 at 10:32am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss told me they were letting me go because they "could no longer afford to pay me." Never mind the catered lunch they had the day before, which cost more than a week's worth of my salary. FML
by Not Worth a Lunch / 02/02/2015 at 9:25am / United States (North Carolina) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I decided it would be sexy and spice up my marriage to give myself a Brazilian wax. Although… Today, i was asked to keep a bottle of coke in my backpack while we were walking in the park. Half… Today, I was supposed to get my birth certificate and social security number in the mail. The same…